Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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