Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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