my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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