Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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