i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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