4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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