Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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