help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You're like the curious george of whores
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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