At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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