Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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