and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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