school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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