worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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