I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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