She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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