Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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