I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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