lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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You are a genius and a whore.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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