I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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