It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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