No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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