I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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