he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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