There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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