i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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