lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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