Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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