you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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