Porn is love you can see.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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