remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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