What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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