just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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