Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my sisters under your porch take her home
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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