i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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