How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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