maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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