So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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