Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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