How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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