I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Your cock deserves a montage
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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