he shaved USA in his pubs
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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