I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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