I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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