Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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