sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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