How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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