You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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