He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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