You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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