my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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