you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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