My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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