the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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