false alarm. still invincible.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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