can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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